A series for Saturdays in 2026 inspired by Brian Eno and Peter Schmidt's set of cards, Oblique Strategies (Over One Hundred Worthwhile Dilemmas). Eno and Schmidt created them to be used to unblock creative impasses and approach problems from unexpected angles. Each week I'll turn over an Oblique Strategy card and post a song or songs inspired by the suggestion.
Last week's Oblique Strategy suggestion was The tape is now the music.
I went through my collection of tapes and spooled up Billy Bragg, The Wedding Present, One Dove and Sabres Of Paradise, Klangkollektor and Rentamax 2000. Out in the Oblique Saturdays community the suggestions came thick and fast, everyone rewinding their cassettes with pencils to save battery life- Bow Wow Wow from C, This Heat from Walter, Martin Newell and Ephrem Tamiru via Ernie (who also had a photo of his small but perfectly formed collection of tapes with The Cleaners From Venus, Mikey Dread, Richard Hell and Joe Ely all featuring), Mrs G with The Smiths (How Soon Is Now. She also revoked her National Trust membership), Coldcut from Craytezboi, Tapes 'n' Tapes and The Lucksmiths from Al G, mixtapes of the BBC Essential Mix from Jase especially Felix da Housecat and also Brian Wilson's mid 60s tape experiments, The Pooh Sticks (Rol and Gullybully), Julian Cope from Khayem and Died Pretty courtesy of The Swede. And again I'm left thinking, what a mixtape that collection of tracks could turn out to be.
The Pooh Sticks in 1988 with a celebration of tape culture- this song was very much a precursor to LCD Soundsystem's Losing My Edge.
'I've got all The Velvet Underground albums... on tape/ I've got The Monkees head soundtrack... on tape'.
This week's card is this- In total darkness, or a very large room, very quietly.
My mind focused on the very large room part. I wondered what the largest room I'd ever been in was and what the largest room I've ever seen a band in was. The first large room gig I attended was Lou Reed at Wembley Arena, 4th July 1989. I traveled down to London to stay at my friend Al's (we met that year when we both pitched up Liverpool university the previous autumn. We're still friends today). We went from his parents' house in Ealing to Wembley Arena to see Lou play his then current New York album in full and then a second set of hits. The venue seemed huge to me (at the time used to seeing bands in much smaller rooms), the seats on the venue floor were stackable chairs and the audience was largely a generation older than us. There were a few people our age, all in our 1989 clothes and haircuts, indie kids, goths and acid housers. Lou proclaimed at one point that 'everything you hear is being made by real musicians with real instruments, no samples or tapes', which made him sound like an out of date, punk rock Grandad. According to Setlist.FM the last five songs of the encore were Sweet Jane and Walk On The Wild Side (both of which I remember), Vicious, Satellite Of Love and Waiting For the Man (none of which I do).
The next two gigs in large rooms were both GMex. The December 1989 New Order, Happy Mondays and A Certain Ratio party and Pixies supported by The Real People and Cud gig of June 1991.
Since then I've seen a few gigs at Manchester Arena (formerly Nynex and the MEN now the AO) most recently Nick Cave on his Wild God tour and before that Pet Shop Boys, Prince, Beastie Boys (twice), The Who with Joe Strummer, Bob Dylan and The Charlatans. Sometimes arena gigs can be a dispiriting, expensive and passive experience and they're not my favourite rooms to see bands in.
Nick Cave shrunk the arena, making the room feel smaller and bringing the audience into his wild celebration of forty years of Bad Seeds music and the post- grief world of Wild God. The Mercy Seat is played at the end of most Nick Cave gigs and has lost none of its power since its first appearance back in 1988, the tale of a convicted killer going to his death in the electric chair, the condemned man confusing his own story with that of Jesus' and opening us to the possibility that he may have lied.
I could divert here to two current news stories concerning the USA and its use of the death sentence, the botched attempts to kill Christa Pike and Peter Hegseth's recent announcement that Nidel Malikk Hasan, a disabled man, will be executed by firing squad and that it will be live streamed. In both cases, one is tempted to ask, for a nation and government that claims to be guided by Christian principles, what do you think Jesus would have done in this situation? Hegseth would probably say that Christ would have pulled the trigger.
Pet Shop Boys know exactly how to play a very large room- with over the top staging, costumes, dancers, graphics, screens, lights, smoke and mirrors and a non- stop parade of wall to wall bangers.
Prince in 2014 didn't have much of a stage show, just himself and his band 3rd Eye Girl and a set including Let's Go Crazy, Raspberry Beret, U Got The Look, When Doves Cry, Sign O' The Times, I Would Die 4 U, Purple Rain, 1999, Little Red Corvette, Paisley Park and about two dozen other songs. Pretty incredible really. Also, it was the most culturally diverse crowd I've ever been to a gig with, young and old and every point in between- dressed up Asian couples, middle aged Mums and Dads, musos, hardcore Prince fans, teenagers with chaperoning uncles/ aunties, hippy pensioners... everyone was there.
I saw the Beastie Boys play the arena twice (1999 was the Hello Nasty tour, an absolute peak, and the other was 2004 it seems- I thought it was earlier). Both times they were superb, a three way energy hit of rap, hip hop, lounge, funk, punk and stoner rock, ably assisted by Money Mark and Mix Master Mike. On the 1999 tour they played in the round on a specially constructed circular stage. Great fun. I'm off to see Mike D in a couple of weeks at the much smaller Albert Halls in Manchester.
The Who was in November 2000 while John Entwistle was still alive. I can't imagine I'd have much interest in going to see them now, Brexit Roger and internet Pete have both sullied their track record a bit. Joe Strummer and The Mescaleros supported playing to a half empty arena, Joe clearly enjoying himself, with Tymon Dogg wheeling around on violin and finishing with a dub version of White Riot.
The Charlatans was twenty five years ago, in 2001, at the peak of their hits period, the Tellin' Stories and Us And Us Only albums. They were blistering and although the arena wasn't full, it felt full, they gave it their all and got it back from the crowd.
The Charlatans have made multiple Oblique Saturdays appearances.
Bob Dylan played Nynex in May 2002. We were at the far end of the room, a quarter of a mile away from the stage. There were no big screens, no show at all really, just Dylan and three musicians playing an arena as if it was a club gig. Setlist.FM tells me he started with Maggie's Farm and ended with All Along The Watchtower. The setlist looks like a great gig but I don't remember it being that great.
All Along The Watchtower (Live 1974, Before The Flood)
Those are the largest rooms I've seen music performed in as far as I can remember. None played in total darkness or very quietly (although Tricky played in near total darkness at the Aviva Factory earlier this year).
For some reason all of this mention of large rooms and total darkness also suggests this song from Jamie Xx's In Colour album, a beautiful song with bandmate Romy on vocals about a couple drifting apart due to their love of different social scenes.
There's also this John Talabot remix which is as good as anything you'll hear today...
Loud Places (John Talabot's Higher Dub)
I only realised recently that two lines in the chorus are sampled from Idris Muhammad's Could Heaven Ever Be Like This, covered on the new Birds Of Pandaemonium album that I wrote about here and here.
Anyway, these Saturday posts are getting longer and longer, more and more wordy. Maybe I should try to reel it in and be more succinct next week. It all depends on Eno's card I suppose.
Feel free to drop your own responses to In total darkness, or a very large room, very quietly into the comment box.
