Oblique Saturdays

A series for Saturdays in 2026 inspired by Brian Eno and Peter Schmidt's set of cards, Oblique Strategies (Over One Hundred Worthwhile Dilemmas). Eno and Schmidt created them to be used to unblock creative impasses and approach problems from unexpected angles. Each week I will turn over an Oblique Strategy card and post a song or songs inspired by the suggestion. 

Last week's card read 'Allow An Easement (An easement is the abandonment of a stricture)' and I posted Strict Machine by Goldfrapp and Birge- Risser- Mienniel's improvisational track inspired by that Oblique Strategy card and named after it.  Further responses via the comments took in Let It Out (Let It All Hang Out) by The Hombres from Ernie. Khayem suggested Take It Easy On Yourself by Jerry Butler. Spinoutz dropped in Billy Woods and Yolanda Watson's A Doll Fulla Pins and Jesse suggested Neighbours by Shack. 

Today's Oblique Strategy card suggestion is this...

Go slowly all the way round the outside

I did wonder briefly if I should go slowly with this one, sit on it and wait, see what happened, but this song had already jumped to the front of my mind. 'Two buffalo girls go round the outside/ Round the outside/ Round the outside' had already started circling in my head...

Buffalo Gals

Malcolm McLaren, Trevor Horn, the World's Famous Supreme Team, scratching (making me itch), square dancing, Rock Steady Crew, New York in 1982... what's not to like? Malcolm definitely had talent and on this record he showed it wasn't just as the owner of a clothes shop and as the manager of Sex Pistols. 

I've been listening to My Bloody Valentine recently too- more to come next week- and the go slowly part of the Oblique Strategy took me to this from the You Made Me Realise EP,  a 1988 game changer of a 12" single if ever there was one...

Slow

Slow is a grinding, disorientating stew, led by filthy, grinding bass with head spinning tremelo guitar noise on top and lyrics about licking and sucking and wanting it slow, placing 'my head on your hips' and how 'I'll make you smile'. I think it might be about sex. Which, I've just realised, links it to Malcolm's shop and to his band. 

Feel free to pop your Oblique Saturday suggestions in the comments box. 

V.A. Saturday

In 2004 Don Letts compiled a various artists compilation for Heavenly, Social Classics 3 Dread Meets B- Boys Downtown. It was a hugely listenable sixteen track compilation recreating the summer of 1981 when Don accompanied The Clash and they took over New York with a residency at Bond's Casino in Times Square. The stories are legendary- the promoters oversold the shows, the fire department shut it down, The Clash promised to  honour all sold tickets and ended up playing seventeen nights, an exhausting experience. While that was going on and Don filmed them, the band immersed themselves into New York's street and club culture, Mick Jones especially, and the nascent hip hop scene. Support acts for the group at Bond's included Grandmaster Flash, The Fall, Dead Kennedys, Lee 'Scratch' Perry, The Slits, ESG and The Treacherous Three. 

Don's has various slices of old school hip hop (Grandmaster Flash, Grand Wizzard Theodore, The Fearless Four, Fab Five Freddy, the Wild Style OST), some classic New York dance tracks (Babe Ruth's The Mexican and Michael Viner's Incredible Bongo Band's version of Apache), some cutting edge early 80s electro (Al- Naafiysh by Hashim), along with Malcolm McLaren, Kraftwerk and The Clash. It's wall to wall early 80s bangers and cutting edge too. 

Grand Wizzard Theodore is from The Bronx, NYC, and is the DJ who is largely credited with inventing scratching. 

Subway Theme

Babe Ruth were an early 70s funk rock band from Hatfield, Hertfordshire. The Mexican was recorded at Abbey Road in 1972, a hugely influential song later on in the decade when the New York hip hop DJs picked up on it and played it, mixed it and sampled it to pieces. 

The Mexican

The Clash were inspired by New York , it sent them into a spin they never really pulled out of. This Is Radio Clash  was a standalone single and 12", fired up by New York. the city's sounds and radio stations. Outside Broadcast was a remix version of the main track, seven and a half minutes of dub sound effects, samples, traffic sounds, rapping and studio experimentation. 

Outside Broadcast

Malcolm McLaren's Buffalo Girls is an essential early 80s record, 1982 hip hop produced by Trevor Horn, after Malcolm saw what was happening in New York. He'd been in the city looking for a support act for Bow Wow Wow and went to a block party where he heard hip hop and scratching for the first time.

Buffalo Gals

Fab Five Freddy is a New York hip hop legend, graffiti artist, film maker and face. In 1983 the film Wild Style was released,a document of New York's nascent hip hop scene in 1981 and the track Down By Law comes from the soundtrack. Chris Stein of Blondie worked on the soundtrack and the score too and Freddy would famously later on turn up in the lyrics to Rapture. 

Down By Law

I Wish I Was A Little Bit Taller

I'm running out of bandwidth for downloads at Boxnet so here's a video from 1995. Upbeat hip hop from Skee Lo- really catchy sample, self-deprecating lyric about being rejected by a girl and general all round good stuff. The musical sample comes from Bernard Wright's Spinnin' and Malcolm McLaren's Buffalo Girls are in there somewhere too.

And here are those Buffalo Girls along with Rock Steady Crew and Malcolm's World Famous Supreme Team from 1982...