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Tuesday 29 July 2014

The Fabulous Stains


A punk curio for Tuesday- Ladies And Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains! was a film released in 1982, shot in British Colombia. The plot centres around The Stains, an all girl punk band created after Corinne Burns (played by Diane Lane, in the middle above) loses her job. There's a full synopsis here and the original 1982 trailer...



The film got a dvd release in 2008 and you might find a copy on any of the popular internet shopping websites. It's pretty dated but Lane gives a good performance and it's good fun. The film also features the UK punk band The Professionals (who appear in the film as The Looters)- Paul Cook and Steve Jones (both at a loose end following the demise of the Sex Pistols), plus Paul Simonon (who flew off to make the film while the rest of the Clash holed up in New York starting work on Sandinista and so missed playing the bass on The Magnificent Seven) and Ray Winstone (who is now most often found encouraging people to bet responsibly NOW! before the next throw-in). The band play their song Join The Professionals in the film, proving to be a punk epiphany for Corinne Burns and later on Ray tries to get off with her in a hotel room while also telling her how frustrated he is as an artist...



The Professionals were an actual band for Jones and Cook and the song is perfectly adequate, functional, second division punk, showing mainly that John Lydon's contribution to Sex Pistols songs was invaluable and unique. And maybe Glen Matlock's songwriting was quite important too.

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Webbie - FootieAndMusic said...

I was intrigued after reading this so went and found the movie. I watched it with my wife (who is American).
The scene with their first live performance - where she talks to a woman in the audience - Danielle said she was having flashbacks (with the look of the people, the clothes they were wearing).

The film is very good. Ray Winstone is convincing as a front man, born natural. And seeing Simonon, Cook & Jones together playing.
Said to the missus, no that's not acting from Steve Jones, that's how he's like in real life. (Shown her the Bill Grundy interview afterwards).

I'm now looking to show her something British early 80's which will give the wife an idea of how everything looked on our side. I think it might Gregory's Girl, unless somebody could suggest something else...