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Monday, 13 January 2014

Banish Wrinkles

Bagging Area's 2000th post. How about this? Some lovely dancey goodness to start the week from Bot'Ox. Insistent drums, hypnotic synths and guitars, and some spacey whooooshing noises. Out now with remixes too on I'm A Cliche. Just the ticket.

While we're talking about banishing wrinkles (Bot'Ox, geddit?) I was in The Lowry shopping centre the other day and a man with a stall stopped me, presumably noting my eye wrinkles and the huge bags beneath them. He promised to make them disappear and used some magic potion on my right eye socket. For the rest of the day the right hand side of my face looked ten years younger than the left. Sorcery, I tell you, sorcery. Although at fifty quid a pop I wasn't prepared to banish my wrinkles at that exact moment.


drew said...

It was just polyfilla SA.

Swiss Adam said...

Nah- it was clear and he didn't use a trowel.

george said...

I'm very impressed that you've kept this going for 2000 posts. Looking forward to more rockabilly.

ally. said...

2000... bloody nora. i'm sure that's about triple what i've managed in however many years. and there's your actual writing in your ones too. well done sir. and wear your bags and wrinkles with pride - you've earned them