Despite Nigel Blackwell's withering put down of the middle aged male Johnny Cash fan on Half Man Half Biscuit's new masterpiece (go buy it here if you haven't already), I can't get enough of this song at the moment. The stuff of myth and legend.
After describing the terror of being cornered by a pissed Johnny Cash fan who goes on and on about the man in black, Nigel segues into...
'I wear a wrist watch on this arm of mine
I keep my flies wide open all the time
And I shot a man in Tesco
Just to watch him die'
...which is the kind of thing we pay our entrance money for.