Ooh, quick, open the door, what is it today? A chocolate shaped like a festive candle?
Nope, it's a song from James Brown's Funky Christmas- an album that includes Santa Claus Go Straight To The Ghetto, Let's Make Christmas Mean Something This Year Parts 1 And 2 and Soulful Christmas. While these songs are definitely funky they seem almost to be the exact opposite of sounding festive. Take it to the bridge JB.